Saturday, April 02, 2005

Advice Slips

I got some money out at the ATM and it asked me if I wanted an “advice slip”. I think it would be great if they really were advice slips rather than just a receipt detailing how many pounds you took out. -Hello. Do you really think you should be taking out so much money? Cheers! -Hello. Are you aware those jeans make your ass look enormous? Cheers! -Hello. When was the last time you flossed? Cheers! It would be like a fortune cookie, except. . . you know. Different.


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