Thursday, October 27, 2005

Phone Conversation

You know that one picture of you? On the beach? The one where my breasts look enormous? That’s my favorite picture of you. Oh God. It’s my wallpaper on my computer. Oh God! When I lock the computer the gray box covers your head and it looks like porn. Oh God. . . I told you I am not a nice person. I was bored and I photo shopped it. Now you’re naked. Not your real breasts of course. Of course. Ones that I found online. Yours are much nicer. Thank you. You haven’t put that photo as your wallpaper? No! You muppet. (laughs) Well. . . Everything is falling into place. I’m getting excited about coming. I should hope so. And if you’re not-- it doesn’t matter, because I am waiting for you.

3 Comments:

At 10/27/2005 07:40:00 PM, Blogger Scott E D said...

I'd say it's a pretty nice rack.

 
At 10/28/2005 02:40:00 AM, Blogger Nicole said...

My rack (and I) thank you.

 
At 10/28/2005 08:22:00 AM, Blogger Stu. said...

'Rack' love it.. :D Thomas hurry an an bring you Rack over for inspection!

 

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